Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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