how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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