Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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