I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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