you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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