how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is Oprah even human
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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