You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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