Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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