just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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