have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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