he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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