I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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