she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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