I just cut my nipple shaving
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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