This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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