Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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