nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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