At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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