capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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