if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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