but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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