i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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