You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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