Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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