If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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