i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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