Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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