Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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