Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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