Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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