I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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