Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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