So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I AM VODKA MAN
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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