The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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