He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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