Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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