If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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