another moral hangover. fuck.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
