She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Terrible idea I love it
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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