Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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