I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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