David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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