North Korea, Best Korea!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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