U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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