He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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