i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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