I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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