do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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