I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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