he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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