If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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