i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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